Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
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Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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Top comments
jess6blondie9 3
What a nice boyfriend you've got there. You should find someone that appreciates you for more than just sex.
pablothepenguin 2
Your face is his **** block...?
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Comments (61)
Lila_1108 0
What a Jerk. you need a new boyfriend
kewlaidman10 15
did he ever brown bag u?
22cute 17
oh, right, because fighting is sooooo much better than finding a real boyfriend.
salvorican 24
Just wondering but where did the fighting part of ur comment come from?
JesusFishTaco 5
I think he thought that the person was going to suffocate his girlfriend with a paper bag.
UnderstoodCat 0
That is *ANAL* pretty shitty
agummere796 0
insult him on his penis size!
mustafa_fml 0
maybe he just likes doggy style. I know I do!
womanjesus 0
You seem like an extremely big fag.
kkins 0
your boyfriend sounds like quite the jerk
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
I would just assume he is a homosexual.
jackiemoonthepro 5
maybe he just likes it that way?
txgirl2013 14
what a jerk! tell him "I'm not having sex with you until you dick gets bigger"
AM3_fml 0
that's so mean! u should leave him