Intimacy: Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties... - FML

By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Backhanded

By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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By Lovenem - 16/02/2011 17:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

Spicy

Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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Top comments

saIty 17

Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

Maybe it's time for you to stop shaving your legs.

kerihetz 2

Friday 8 July 2011 23:37

and you know this how??

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shadowgamer_x 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:40

Actually they looked better on my floor.

SoBeRoNeR 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:48

lol that shit was funny

tzuriel11 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:01

lmao

Ieatpeople1984 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:01

Too bad they were on him and his gf

lmaoatall 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:23

nice one!

stevie1359 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:40

wow that's disturbing...

goshpeople 4

Friday 8 July 2011 23:41

He probably put them on out of overwhelming curiosity regarding what it would be like to wear women's underwear. Guys just don't really get the opportunity to try on lacy, frilly, see-through, skimpy skivvies very often. Hope she never found out. But I am surprised that he was even able to fit in them.

TheSimpsonator 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:13

lolfag!

noncom 12

Monday 21 January 2013 3:35

My sister's panties fit me... Just joking! Or am I?

bgeek9016 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:41

Ohh you know.. just trying on the opposite sex's underwear. no biggy.

blackvyper 8

Friday 8 July 2011 23:41

WTF?

Bloxygen 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:42

oh dear, why did you put them on...?

bigmanj28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:43

Does she agree?

Deeznutzhairy 7

Friday 8 July 2011 23:44

I won't doubt it (;

chino627 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:44

true love is blind... until 20 years later

anniex 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:49

shouldn't have tried on her panties then!

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Today, my son claimed credit for a money-saving scheme at work that belonged to a colleague. He claimed this to someone in very upper management, but when they tried to ask follow-up questions, he obviously had no idea how to answer, admitted his lie and was sacked on the spot. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML

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Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

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Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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Today, I picked my son up from school, and asked how his day went. He told me how his friend explained to him that his mommy snorts sugar with his uncle, and if he could try what his friend's mom calls "Booger sugar" when we got home. FML

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Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

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