Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Backhanded
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
OCD
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
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saIty 17
Maybe it's time for you to stop shaving your legs.
kerihetz 2
and you know this how??
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thewife5 19
ha ha.. my husband always buys me panties and says.. "these are going to look great on the floor later" lol.. cracks me up!
structuredchaoz 4
You need to quit lying to yourself. And the woman your about to dissapoint.
larsen801 0
are you sure your not gay?
karinaprism9 4
crossdresser ftw!
Connandgeese 1
Hahaha!
bzett 0
are you entering a drag queen competition or something?
jorrrdddinnn 1
maybe you need to tell her you're gay so you don't have to have an "FML" moment. No straight man would wear their wife's panties... c'mon now. YDI!
megaaann_fml 9
Oh, that's awkward.
IbanezSprinter 0
why would you wear her panties?! O.o
loveXbug88 0
maybe it's just me but there's nothing "sexy" about banana hammocks.