Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Backhanded
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
OCD
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Top comments
saIty 17
Maybe it's time for you to stop shaving your legs.
kerihetz 2
and you know this how??
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Comments (172)
coltsrock37 15
well aren't you nice to your fiancé
fmlluver1415 6
oh calm down don't give yourself so much props
apegirl907 0
she deserves a real man not a conceited asshole such as yourself. do her a favor and get a divorce.
Daniruu 4
Who said he was an asshole? It takes a real man to develop the courage to at least try on his girl's clothes. A little dress-up won't hurt anything :P
nixter5 18
I'm not sure what to think...this FML has officially made me daft.
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
That's debatable.
smartypants96 3
um im just wondering.. but why did you have them on in the first place...?
storm527 3
okk...
Kenneth14 0
WTF were u doing in her panties
Faceeater24 0
GAAAAYYYYY BOOOIIIIIIIII! XD
skuzzledud 1
the only way this would ever be acceptable was If you were infact a woman yourself