Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML
Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines, and inadvertently eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, I was so busy all the time that I actually got a thrill out of sitting down and taking the weight off my feet. On the toilet. FML
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
Shitty job, eh?
3rere 0
your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?
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Comments (94)
VD007 0
LOL me do it tooo i ar funi
19fml18 0
Eat fiber one
WestG2008 0
Who doesn't?
nomo_fml 0
Nothing wrong with getting paid to take a dump!
Pepin_the_Short 0
Wes?
purple91 8
You're a sufferer of constipation, are you?
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Trying to take a dump? See a doctor.
terrahdez 0
Dude! I'm in the same boat!
Bilbotitface 2
thats an awesome job...u get paid to take a shit XD
boomboompow1985 0
hahah. I do that tooo. I thought inwas the only one. hahaha.