Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
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Top comments
buck33 14
But google knows everything.
iPikaSaurus 3
Hey what's in the freezer? I dunno google it.
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Comments (97)
rubberduckie94 13
What?! You do not have a web cam in your freezer so you can pull it up whenever you want to instead of walking to the kitchen? Jeez buddy get with the times. Here you thought you were up on all the Internet trends. I revoke your nerd card.
misvenus000 4
First step is admitting you have a problem. 11 steps so go!!! :D
cami197934 3
That would be a sweet app!
fotofreak90 5
Google should filter out the idiots... The Internet would be a way better place ;)
ManicGypsy 22
The internet would be a very lonely and boring place if it filtered out all the idiots. What would the trolls do?
kkjkidonthate 4
Umm get up and move your lazy ass?
myalleyway 9
lolololololololol
ItsTheMo 10
Dude....
Dcm210 19
I dont understand,you wanted to know if google knew what was in your freezer or you wanted to google the things that were in your freezer?
mfayem 15
I have wanted to do that so many times XD but never actually have....
angela3825 1
Did google know?!?