Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
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Top comments
buck33 14
But google knows everything.
iPikaSaurus 3
Hey what's in the freezer? I dunno google it.
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Comments (97)
daffyduck16 25
Google knows all
EvilTeddysRock 2
give it a few more years and they will D: *clears history and hides in a dark corner*
reenkaur 7
thats not addiction..thats sheer stipidity! now go ask google if you were dropped as a baby! it would have the ans right?! :|
MotherHen88 4
As someone who was dropped as a baby, I'm very offended.
delilah09 6
Aw! It's ok you turned out fine! I know you could spell "stupidity"...
reenkaur 7
33- theres a difference between sheer stupidity and a typing error since 'u' & 'i' are placed closed on the keypad!
llamalpaca382 13
Yes, however you also had poor grammar, and that would be 'close', not 'closed', dear.
jojimugo 20
Stupidity not stipidity
NoisyNykkii 10
37- aren't you able to edit your posts?
TallMist 32
#40 have*
KILLERTOAST13 4
So.......what was in your freezer?
ycrem0n 21
I'm guessing it's a dog.
imsoboss91 5
I hear the weather's nice this time of year...go check it out
LowLives 9
They might just Google the weather before stepping outside...
MotherHen88 4
I tend to use google for ****
auzz1_pride 9
good for you buddy, maybe there is still some hope to censor the Internet
musikid 1
Wtf? The only people who would do something that ridiculous are either insane or so stupid they shouldn't be alive. Just sayin.
peachezthelette 22
I tried asking "ask.com" where my headphones were..
Philerup31 12
I googled my name once lol
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Who hasn't