Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
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Top comments
buck33 14
But google knows everything.
iPikaSaurus 3
Hey what's in the freezer? I dunno google it.
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Comments (97)
lovepandorasaver 11
Google should hold the right to free people from internet addiction and fry cpu's after searches like this.
hateevryone 15
Well...... what did you come up with?
FalconWhitaker 20
If only you could, though... I'm picturing a freezer with a computer module built in. Whenever you put something in the freezer, you either swipe the bar code or type in the name of what you've bought plus a few key words to find it by (such as spaghetti bolognese could also have tomato, pasta, Italian, and similar words attached to it). Then when you're hungry and you don't know what's in there, you just type in a search for either a specific item or a term for what you fancy and find out if you possess anything like that. Not gonna lie: I would totally buy that freezer. Somebody invent it, stat!
dansco 25
Well then you will love Siri! You will never need a real person ever again lol
veghead95 6
That's okay, I once instinctively thought that I should turn the brightness down outside when it was too sunny...
ZZDomoZZ 1
Same here. I googled, what if legend of Zelda was rated M for mature. I don't even play the game, it was totally out of the random
lincolnkite 6
Well with the new Google goggles we will soon know everything, +/- 9000.
karmicsamadi86 9
Wow!
htownpostman 16
Shows lies can get through...
thatsabiggun 11
what if it was right... o_O THE COMPUTERS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!