Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Potato_Pi 7
At least you will always be able to find north
jenniiienyc 5
If you're taking any astronomy classes there's a cheat sheet right on your face. Yay:)!
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Comments (71)
cordelay98 10
See a doctor if it's that bad
nerdsagent1 1
I know that feel. FYL
Mynameislinh 24
Huh.. Gravity Falls?
greeneye_fml 12
I have Orion's Belt on my knee, but in moles.
JonniBoyy 2
Wash your face?
Kristabug91 1
Get some new acne treatment shit and stop picking at them then you wouldn't have that problem
derrick347 9
Usually when your looking at it too closely in a mirror it looks much worse than it actually. Dont worry about it.
Kc1001 14
Acne doesn't last long. just ask any adult.
krissi826 5
Put toothpaste on it overnight it works trust me
ryamn 7
Which Cheek?