Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Potato_Pi 7
At least you will always be able to find north
jenniiienyc 5
If you're taking any astronomy classes there's a cheat sheet right on your face. Yay:)!
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emmusj 14
Sorry OP, I know how it feels. Orion was on my right cheek for the longest time.
TTesla 10
Which cheek? ;)