Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Potato_Pi 7
At least you will always be able to find north
jenniiienyc 5
If you're taking any astronomy classes there's a cheat sheet right on your face. Yay:)!
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Comments (71)
myeffingluck 1
At least you didn't find the big dipper...
bRower 3
I've had Orion's belt across my forehead before. Just be patient and clean your face often, OP. It will go away eventually.
RentaName 15
Your acne will get better someday. It could be 5 years from now, but it will happen.
Myo_fml 20
You'd better keep an eye on Orion's belt, one of the zits is ready to pop.
CoolRainbowdash 15
Dipper,is that you?
coolbrony12 3
Like Dipper Pines!
onorexveritas 24
mine makes me look like the joker perhaps you saw my fml lmao...
RentaName 15
I just watched something on the History Channel. There could possibly be a link to this and aliens!
berryblizzard 11
Get the doctor to give you a prescription of Stievamycin gel :) it worked for me acne gone within a week.
CaptainBlack 18
Proactive. That stuff works miracles, seriously.
amandajlucas2015 2
I don't understand y people feel the need to put there facial problems on FML I get on here to read stuff thats supposed to make me laugh no make me grossed out