Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Potato_Pi 7
At least you will always be able to find north
jenniiienyc 5
If you're taking any astronomy classes there's a cheat sheet right on your face. Yay:)!
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Comments (71)
KiddNYC1O 22
Be patient, you might see galaxies =]
ThePK 5
Perhaps there truly is something cosmic about us.
osm1989_fml 6
Can there be like a once-a-month limit to the woe-is-me-because-I-have-acne FMLs? That would be nice.
vigorblade 2
So i'm guessing Uranus should be within viewing distance.
ASD_K 11
Yes, of course. Who wouldn't be starstruck when they found that they have such an acne-covered face that they can identify constellations? Maybe even the seasons change! (For all you idiots who don't know, it's sarcasm.)
duckyeah 6
Acne sucks... Pretty sure I could connect the dots to find the hidden Mickey located on my face.
monkiki62 5
Happened to me once. Got orions belt. Lol
Eiregal2 10
Uh acne,the punishment I had to suffer from age 11-now. Though thankfully it's only some small spots and they are all on my back and upper arms. As a child it was so bad my face was covered in red sore looking pus filled ugly things, when they popped they left scars, I looked like something from a horror film. I'm blessed my face looks so well today
cherry72 13
Proactive -it works!
carminecris89 13
Go to a dermatologist. There are cases of acne where topical medication isn't enough. Some people have acne that doesn't go away in their twenties, and can't be helped with regular in store products. A doctor can tell you how bad it is and give you several different options on what to take.