Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
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Top comments
ChrisLTC 3
And this seemed like a good idea at the time how?
TheMasticater 9
Oh scarred...now I feel like a dumbass. *yells* hey everyone come thumbs down my comment!!!
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Comments (156)
crazygurlzz1 5
they'll get over it at 16
JennyBear101 0
You are a terrible person, killing the first animal god ever made! Shame on you!!!!
fuck_you_idiots 4
Yeah, dogs are immortal and die only by the silver bullet.
Purple_Octopus 4
OMG that is soooo sad!! :(
day624 14
Ok out of the entire yard and WORLD you chose under your childrens' swing set? Really?
jollyman96 2
you should've known when your kids drag their feet across the ground to stop they would have eventually dig him up
cmb8280 24
What the ******* ****??
judea95 16
Why would you even do that?
Astrobomb 21
Wow. No brains.
queen_lol 24
This made me laugh a little too much lol :)