Kids: Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was... - FML

By Bobsaget00 - 04/08/2011 10:19 - United States

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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ChrisLTC 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 15:56

And this seemed like a good idea at the time how?

TheMasticater 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:01

Oh scarred...now I feel like a dumbass. *yells* hey everyone come thumbs down my comment!!!

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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:17

Well at least you didn't put it in a cardboard box in the attic like my mom

jbong 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:49

Lol this is worse

Squirrelx 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:17

F the kids' lives, not yours.

CookiesNOJ 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:00

The mom is living vicariously through the kids' grief.. you should let her have her moment.

perdix 29

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:20

You should have skinned it and made a vest out of it's pelt, then ground up the rest for hamburgers. Jeesh! That would have been the humane thing to do.

ab529 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:35

Creep

RebekahBrooke 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:54

as funny as you are, that crossed the line right there. :/

NecroParade 3

Friday 5 August 2011 3:39

It's hilarious how easily offended people are.

maffy4ever 8

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:37

Oh, perdix..

R4BB1T 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:28

fyl

Mistery510 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:31

stupid idiot

christian50 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:36

Pet Cemetery!!!!!

geekometer96 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:55

Sematary, remember that the kids spelled it

CurlyChica808 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:43

your picture makes me want to do what the girl in your picture is doing.

ambeeelove 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:43

Awe poor Doggy! :((

stacianichole 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:32

put some pants on, for the love of god

maffy4ever 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:44

The dog will always be with them... When they're on the swingset.

MikeMorin18 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:46

Which came first, the swingset or deceased fluffy?

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