Intimacy: Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel,... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 18:59 - South Africa

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Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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You ain't seen me, right?

By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 6 January 2014 21:41

You only need a trim if YOU want a trim OP.

lulahanno 4

Monday 6 January 2014 21:42

maybe you should've called someone to pass you a towel?

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perdix 29

Monday 6 January 2014 21:46

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Yet, when two guys hand advice to a bird about her bush, she ought to follow it for what it's worth.

challan 19

Monday 6 January 2014 22:07

Once Perdix made wings of feathers, they faltered due to weather. He only wanted to be a bird, and now in turn... builds a nest in every bush, and occasionally in a tush.

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:45

#24, I don't know why they buried you -- I liked it, especially the butt twist at the end ;)

speakersboom 19

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:11

"butt twist..." (·_·)

tvwrestler98 14

Wednesday 8 January 2014 5:43

XD that's comedy omg!! I'm laughing so hard i dont even know why!

beach_boy1992 8

Monday 6 January 2014 21:48

that's what you get for trying to take his towel Haha

zahidnasir 22

Monday 6 January 2014 21:52

off course too lil things can hide here and there

klorehore 24

Monday 6 January 2014 21:56

don't you have a hand towel in your bathroom? Better to cover up a little than not at all

Karcasm 7

Monday 6 January 2014 21:58

You should have called out first to see was there anyone in the house that could have got you a towel. If no one answered; then naked dash!

Jasmeent11 15

Monday 6 January 2014 22:10

I wouldn't go around my house naked just to get a towel, personally. Do without next time? YDI sorry OP.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 6 January 2014 22:59

How would you dry yourself off without a towel? Run in circles in the bathroom? Toiletpaper?

Jasmeent11 15

Tuesday 7 January 2014 16:32

Dry naturally maybe? Ever heard of air?

Jasmeent11 15

Monday 6 January 2014 22:11

How do you people think of those.

thaliah 15

Monday 6 January 2014 22:12

YDI for dashing to your brother's room naked. If you're gonna take the chance, why not just dash to your room?

Xotoolyxo 16

Monday 6 January 2014 22:14

Why didn't you just call out for someone to drop a towel outside the door?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 6 January 2014 22:32

All we me now is a sex...follow up please...

Aspireworks 12

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:01

I'm sorry... What?

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Wednesday 8 January 2014 17:16

I think it is trying to communicate.

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