By Anonymity - 28/03/2009 03:15 - Canada

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML
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babydoll86_fml 0
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Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

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hk_fml 9
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Ouch. O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

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King_of_Kings 3

well, atleast your polite

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hk_fml 9
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Ouch. O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

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MyImmortal_fml 0

Tell her "Maybe you need your eyes checked" or "You are turning uglier by the day!"

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inn0centaphid 19
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How about you try that and get grounded?

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danza_fml 0
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Umm... Maybe your mom didn't know what the banister was made of?

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babydoll86_fml 0
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Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

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extrasnipes 22
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Moooooooooooooooove it bitch

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PlasticShark 0
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You should have said you were surprised the stairs could hold her. That, or just push her down them.

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elfuzzo 0

YDI for being fat.

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mattfire14 12
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You shouldve laughed it off and said mooooo

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FPsLife 5
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Some of the kids on here should have been aborted...

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
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It's your mother. You should assume the best about her - what she meant was, she was surprised it would hold any grown person's weight. @1, it's "you're". Or have you not learned about contractions yet?

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Jared900DUmpling 30
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Gotta remeber, if it is possession, it is your. If it is you are, it is you're.

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Vykeera 0
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She probably didn't think about the steel in it. I know I accidentally say worse things all the time.

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