By Anonymity - Canada
Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML
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By  UrLifeDoesntSuck  |  0

It's your mother. You should assume the best about her - what she meant was, she was surprised it would hold any grown person's weight.

@1, it's "you're". Or have you not learned about contractions yet?