FML : Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked...

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymity - / Saturday 28 March 2009 03:15 / Canada

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By babydoll86_fml | 0

#64508 - Saturday 28 March 2009 12:05

Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

By hk_fml | 9

#64447 - Saturday 28 March 2009 10:50

Ouch.
O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

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By King_of_Kings | 3

#64439 - Saturday 28 March 2009 10:46

well, atleast your polite

By hk_fml | 9

#64447 - Saturday 28 March 2009 10:50

Ouch.
O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

By MyImmortal_fml | 0

#64494 - Saturday 28 March 2009 11:57

Tell her "Maybe you need your eyes checked" or "You are turning uglier by the day!"

inn0centaphid | 19

#5925004 - Thursday 24 April 2014 20:51

How about you try that and get grounded?

By danza_fml | 0

#64495 - Saturday 28 March 2009 11:58

Umm...

Maybe your mom didn't know what the banister was made of?

By babydoll86_fml | 0

#64508 - Saturday 28 March 2009 12:05

Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

extrasnipes | 22

#5919952 - Sunday 20 April 2014 2:26

Moooooooooooooooove it bitch

By PlasticShark | 0

#64546 - Saturday 28 March 2009 13:14

You should have said you were surprised the stairs could hold her. That, or just push her down them.

By elfuzzo | 0

#64551 - Saturday 28 March 2009 13:19

YDI for being fat.

mattfire14 | 12

#6327075 - Sunday 21 June 2015 19:35

You shouldve laughed it off and said mooooo

By FPsLife | 5

#64567 - Saturday 28 March 2009 13:41

Some of the kids on here should have been aborted...

By UrLifeDoesntSuck | 0

#64584 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:02

It's your mother. You should assume the best about her - what she meant was, she was surprised it would hold any grown person's weight.

@1, it's "you're". Or have you not learned about contractions yet?