Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML
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King_of_Kings
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well, atleast your polite
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hk_fml
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Ouch.
O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you
O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you
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MyImmortal_fml
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Tell her "Maybe you need your eyes checked" or "You are turning uglier by the day!"
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inn0centaphid
| 19
How about you try that and get grounded?
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danza_fml
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Umm...
Maybe your mom didn't know what the banister was made of?
Maybe your mom didn't know what the banister was made of?
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babydoll86_fml
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Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.
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extrasnipes
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Moooooooooooooooove it bitch
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PlasticShark
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You should have said you were surprised the stairs could hold her. That, or just push her down them.
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elfuzzo
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YDI for being fat.
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mattfire14
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You shouldve laughed it off and said mooooo
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FPsLife
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Some of the kids on here should have been aborted...
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UrLifeDoesntSuck
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It's your mother. You should assume the best about her - what she meant was, she was surprised it would hold any grown person's weight.
@1, it's "you're". Or have you not learned about contractions yet?
@1, it's "you're". Or have you not learned about contractions yet?
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CamBen42
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Gotta remeber, if it is possession, it is your. If it is you are, it is you're.
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Vykeera
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She probably didn't think about the steel in it. I know I accidentally say worse things all the time.
O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you