Miscellaneous: Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite,...

By Anonymity - 28/03/2009 03:15 - Canada

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 734

You deserved it 5 598

Miscellaneous

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

PIVOT!

By Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 716

You deserved it 4 247

By MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - 14/08/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 128

You deserved it 2 704

By TheRunaway21 - 06/04/2015 20:49 - United States

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 339

You deserved it 5 394

By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 03:07 - United States - Dover

Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and bins after cleaning out his attic, and I had to move a 50lb bin downstairs. That's when the dog thought it would be funny to block the top of the stairs as I was going down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 667

You deserved it 994

By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 375

You deserved it 6 454

A method to her madness

By TheTruthFairy2023 - 01/01/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Andover

Today, I made it all the way up the stairs without collecting up all the shit my wife had left there during the morning. Instead of rewarding me for not falling over it, she cursed me for not understanding her puzzling redistribution system. FML

I agree, your life sucks 738

You deserved it 247

Domestic

By I’d rather be homeless - 24/01/2022 17:01

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 357

You deserved it 166

By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 235

You deserved it 4 154

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 669

You deserved it 116

By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 688

You deserved it 4 223

babydoll86_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 12:05

Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 28 March 2009 10:50

Ouch. O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

Comments

King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 28 March 2009 10:46

well, atleast your polite

hk_fml 9

Saturday 28 March 2009 10:50

Ouch. O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

MyImmortal_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 11:57

Tell her "Maybe you need your eyes checked" or "You are turning uglier by the day!"

inn0centaphid 19

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:51

How about you try that and get grounded?

danza_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 11:58

Umm... Maybe your mom didn't know what the banister was made of?

babydoll86_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 12:05

Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 20 April 2014 2:26

Moooooooooooooooove it bitch

PlasticShark 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 13:14

You should have said you were surprised the stairs could hold her. That, or just push her down them.

elfuzzo 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 13:19

YDI for being fat.

mattfire14 12

Sunday 21 June 2015 19:35

You shouldve laughed it off and said mooooo

FPsLife 5

Saturday 28 March 2009 13:41

Some of the kids on here should have been aborted...

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 14:02

It's your mother. You should assume the best about her - what she meant was, she was surprised it would hold any grown person's weight. @1, it's "you're". Or have you not learned about contractions yet?