By Anonymity - 28/03/2009 03:15 - Canada

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML
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Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

Ouch. O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

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well, atleast your polite

Ouch. O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

Tell her "Maybe you need your eyes checked" or "You are turning uglier by the day!"

How about you try that and get grounded?

Umm... Maybe your mom didn't know what the banister was made of?

Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

Moooooooooooooooove it bitch

You should have said you were surprised the stairs could hold her. That, or just push her down them.

YDI for being fat.

You shouldve laughed it off and said mooooo

Some of the kids on here should have been aborted...

It's your mother. You should assume the best about her - what she meant was, she was surprised it would hold any grown person's weight. @1, it's "you're". Or have you not learned about contractions yet?

Gotta remeber, if it is possession, it is your. If it is you are, it is you're.

She probably didn't think about the steel in it. I know I accidentally say worse things all the time.