Money: Today, I ran out of cash. The nearest ATM to my house is over...

By saqmuel093 - 18/01/2015 19:44 - Malaysia - Tatau

Today, I ran out of cash. The nearest ATM to my house is over a half hour away by foot. After walking all the way there under the blistering heat of the sun, I realized I'd left my card back at home. FML

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By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Stuck

By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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Trolled by technology

By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00 - South Africa

Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the drugstore on my bike. The chain came off, the pedal punctured the top of my foot and I was bleeding a lot. To add insult to injury, the ATM inside was broken. I got gauze instead of the cash I came for. FML

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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mt631 18

Monday 19 January 2015 5:27

That must have left you hot under the collar.

sanuxo_ 22

Monday 19 January 2015 5:30

Next time make sure you have everything you need before you leave the house.

Comments

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 19 January 2015 11:52

"Blistering heat", here are words I have never said since I moved to Ireland ;-)

jbtheone_fml 5

Monday 19 January 2015 14:58

A 1/2 hour? I mean we are talking 30 mins? So you wasted an hour of your life? That's all? Is this really a fml? Sounds more like you're a whiny bitch.

sherbear86 21

Monday 19 January 2015 17:47

since it's January here on northern Ontario Canada, I would gladly trade you frostbite in 5 minutes here

doumtabarnack 12

Monday 19 January 2015 18:01

Stop complaining. It 's so goddamn cold here I'd take your blistering heat anytime

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 18:16

Well, you don't have to walk for 30+ minutes straight to get where you need to go, do you? As a side note, even if you do, you'll warm up a little bit by moving that much. OP will only get hotter.

homiej31 4

Monday 19 January 2015 18:12

OMG! A 30 minute walk

andreaor 7

Monday 19 January 2015 18:14

I presume you don't have a car?

Teyros 24

Monday 19 January 2015 18:57

Nothing like a tan anyway eh? Also, burning a few extra calories never hurts.

peggscott 14

Monday 19 January 2015 20:38

Sucks man, had that problem before although it was heavy rain and not blistering sun. Managed to convince a taxi driver to take me to the ATM and that I would have the money in my account to pay him there