Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I saw my ex for the first time since we broke up. We were on a train next to each other for 6 hours, to a festival where our tents were pitched next to each other. We're here for 5 days. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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Cthulu 0
I'm not sure if you are the stalker or the stalked.
heartlessagony 0
Birds of the same feather flock together. :P
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Comments (145)
mzhonesty 0
Yeah...you "found out" they're going to Europe, alright...
lomed78 0
ok... that does suck. Make up in Europe!
devilishD 0
YOU sound like a stalker... coincidentally....
fr33convict 0
I'm guessing you broke up with her because she was crazy and stalked you, right? :D
Erindub 0
Stalker. Move on already.
lazlow_fml 2
It's not really an FML that you'll be on the same continent as your ex. I know Europe may only be a fraction of the size of North America, but we're still a pretty big place, so I wouldn't worry too much.
beartalon 0
You seem to have missed the part where they are on the exact same tour. They won't be far away from each other the entire time - same hotel, same bus, same places to visit at the same time...
qwerty3210 0
............................... europe is larger than USA.
yottskry 0
He didn't say "USA", he said "North America". Canada is f**in' huge. Europe is about 1/2 the area of North America.
Terwilliger 0
thats more than a coincidence... looks like you got yourself a crazy ex!
drezombiie 0
stalker... funnily??
Thebluez 0
either they're some major stalker or yo fakin it fosho!
born2bsmrt 0
That sucks. On the bright side, at least it wasn't the same tour though!