Holidays: Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going...

By jacques - 02/02/2010 14:08 - Australia

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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By NoFunForMe - 31/08/2015 16:27 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I saw my ex for the first time since we broke up. We were on a train next to each other for 6 hours, to a festival where our tents were pitched next to each other. We're here for 5 days. FML

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By fatcat117 - 22/04/2011 01:53 - United States

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

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By Deadman - 25/02/2022 01:59

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By justgreatgirl - 11/06/2010 23:00 - United States

Today, I found out that even after a really bad break up and the fact that I left him for someone else, my parents offered my ex-boyfriend to join us on a one week family vacation. He agreed. FML

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Cthulu 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:05

I'm not sure if you are the stalker or the stalked.

heartlessagony 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:12

Birds of the same feather flock together. :P

Comments

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:17

Yeah...you "found out" they're going to Europe, alright...

lomed78 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:19

ok... that does suck. Make up in Europe!

devilishD 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:22

YOU sound like a stalker... coincidentally....

fr33convict 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:23

I'm guessing you broke up with her because she was crazy and stalked you, right? :D

Erindub 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:25

Stalker. Move on already.

lazlow_fml 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:25

It's not really an FML that you'll be on the same continent as your ex. I know Europe may only be a fraction of the size of North America, but we're still a pretty big place, so I wouldn't worry too much.

beartalon 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:50

You seem to have missed the part where they are on the exact same tour. They won't be far away from each other the entire time - same hotel, same bus, same places to visit at the same time...