Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Top comments
pieintheface 0
maybe that's his evil twin
Skroal_stomper 5
guess he wasn't into you.
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Comments (178)
Wynton 0
idk wtf yall r tlkin bout.....i mean.... cancun mexico is bangin....as ****.. :|
zackkmann21 0
i'v heard one like this before.
porter12 0
I live in a America but I agree completely with 77. lmao
porter12 0
and 75 stfu you're just as bad as anybody that puts a shirtless pic on here. not that we can't tell yours isn't an original photo. it looks fake as shit. get a life this is fml nobody cares about your self obsession.
lordofkiwis 0
op u gave more than 1 boyfriend?
McCamryn123 0
u know thats kinda sad but lies once shame on him and twice dump him
SaintE_fml 0
he is horrible at geography! just saying! or u shop far for deals or whatever
OppositePoster 0
Today, my girlfriend found out that I wasn't having a good vacation time at mexico, like told her. I just really wanted to have some alone time for myself but we ended breaking up.FML
cheziechez 0
damn, time for a new bf
chrissyloveee 0
i think it's time you found a new ******* boyfriend... wow, fyl..