Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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pieintheface 0
maybe that's his evil twin
Skroal_stomper 5
guess he wasn't into you.
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Comments (178)
striker249 0
us guys need a break sometime
jpeezy122808 0
well gawshhhh watch where ur goin next time! hehe jk that really blows but hey if he is dumb enough to get caught hes too dumb to keep :-)
polopony 0
He probably meant Mall when he said Mexico - like when you say nipples when you meant Naples
sugarkiller_fml 6
it is funny because your bf is breaking up with you and you don't realize it.
Feedthetroll 15
Poor you...
sophieatsbabies 0
134 win. people often judge what they don't know. every country has its flaws. even united states (which btw is not called America, America is a full continet that consists on mexico, Canada, the us, etc. so saying you are from America doesn't mean you're from the united states) so everyone who hasn't been to Mexico and say it's a shitty country please GTFO.
lilidiaz 0
^^ I agree, especially with the last part :)!
530boy 0
thumbs up for the boyfriend!
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
maybe he just got back
roxy999_fml 0
why did you !!! he showed you that he dosent wanna see you ... what a boyfriend !!
rockonjar 0
haha the US was voted most obese country in the world, and ya your health care BLOWS! Canada sucks to though lol.