Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML
Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
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Top comments
deathbunny256 0
You shouldve said Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm stayin alive. stayin alive.
spamuella 0
aw that's horrible. they probably had heard some rumour. don't worry about it. haha :)
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Comments (83)
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
Ydi for still being alive
Saluton 18
I don't understand what is so FML about this. She said it, so what?
PaperMoon 0
She probably didn't learn any respect during these years.
meltingwalls 0
#12 your a genius
xx_caitee 4
I'm sorry but, why do people click 'you deserved that one' on posts like this? They deserved it for being alive? That's just stupid.
circayouandme 0
should've said "no you have the 6th sense"
Special_Kfed 0
Agreed #61. Some people are just cruel and immature... sort of like that old student of yours. Clearly she has no manners and no class, and that's just sad for her.
element01 0
bet shes a ****!~
mrtristan14 0
hahahahahahahaha
tinkerbelljln 0
You should have said "Nope. I'm a ghost and I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life. Seriously." There's a difference between her thinking it and saying it. She shouldn't have said it out loud.