Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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Top comments
Brittani090270 1
This sounds like something I would do. =)
noshitsherlock 0
wow, you are a special kind of STUPID.
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Comments (87)
sprc 1
hahaha maybe you should try to sleep some more hours pr. night
TheLetterZero 7
You must be really short.
iwaspeedon 0
u sux
collinea 0
Haha, I feel ur pain...sorta. I rollerbladed into a parked car once. It wasn't so bad as a concussion, but I did hurt my knee really bad
deven7 0
ow that sucks
Neferria 0
Hahaha! I did this once when I was about three. Only, I was running and staring straight up at the sky. Ran right into a parked car and cut under the right side of my chin. Good times.
bishoprsv2 0
Your momma's so stupid she got run over by a parked car. Apparently the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
oh_my_damn 0
this statement made me lol. literally. usually i dnt laugh out load when i lol but this time i did.
Aldebaran_fml 0
I don´t buy this......
socrkeeper001 0
why would you even post this? obviously you arent going to get any sympathy for walking into a parked car. YDI.
Sock_fml 0
Natural selection at work.