Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Top comments
kels_bets21 0
what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
yep_me_again 0
I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!
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Comments (145)
diamondbaby16 4
You can lose weight . Don't worry :/
SkoomaKi 28
It's a sign. If you're not happy about it, buy more trousers or get thinner. Choose.
longoria13_fml 4
I had some jeans like that when I wanted to be more comfortable and now they kind of fit me tight too.....
DvDPlayerDude 5
Sweatpants, they solve everything (just don't wear them outside)
sugarbear0727 19
If your weight is something you're not happy with, change. Its not hard, in the year and a half that I've been out of school, I've gained 20 lbs. I weigh the most out of my family. I too am having trouble with my jeans and such, so I've started walking to work everyday. Its only 10 minutes, but it helps. I stopped drinking soda also, and for lent I am giving up all fast foods and candies. I've already seen a difference just from the walking. I'm not fat, or overweight, I've just always been small, so living on my own, and being lazy made me gain weight. The most I've ever weighed was 135. That's not big by anybodies standards. But I am unhappy with my weight, so I'm changing my lifestyle and making better choices on what I put into my body. (:
stumpy77 3
all my jeans are fat jeans
LyricaSilvan 30
Reminds me of the FMLs about people trying on someone else's much-larger pants as a joke and discovering they fit perfectly. Ouch. Cheer up, OP. It may be a slap to your self-esteem that your "fat jeans" no longer fit, but there are worse things in the world than being chubby.