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By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By No.Life. - 14/07/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML

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By Kimberly - 22/10/2009 12:26 - France

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

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By :/ - 01/10/2013 10:18

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

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Get a life

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML

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Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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By Jakeok - 14/11/2014 00:04 - United States - Fraser

Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML

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By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

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Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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Top comments

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 16 May 2011 0:02

The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:42

No one keeps track of how often you're online or offline unless they too have no life.

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stitch_book 4

Monday 16 May 2011 0:16

YDI and you know it.

moonglow93 4

Monday 16 May 2011 0:18

hahaha just say yu never sign out of it lol

ximenita0731 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:25

get a life then. dont pretend

KatrinaKitten 16

Monday 16 May 2011 0:27

I don't quite understand how people get addicted to Facebook.

Hidan_fml 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:40

Maybe like some people get addicted to World of Warcraft or Call of Duty. I'm not saying Facebook, Call of Duty and World of Warcraft are the same, but the concept of doing something you really like to do. It's like when people try something new and it's fun, then it's VERY easy to become addicted to it. And then they're on it all the time. That's just my theory, though.

uncbballwins 0

Monday 16 May 2011 2:12

People get addicted to facebook because: 1) They're ego-maniacs. 2) They have nothing else to do aka have no life

tweetbaby14 18

Monday 16 May 2011 3:18

55, how does something like Facebook feed one's ego? I have yet to see anything like that happen. also, when does having nothing better to do mean you have no life? I'm pretty sure it just means you've got nothing fun/ interesting to do at the moment.

uncbballwins 0

Monday 16 May 2011 4:34

66- I was going to try and argue with you but I reasoned myself out of a losing battle. Congratulations, sir.

Predental 5

Monday 16 May 2011 0:33

Why don't you actually chat on Facebook? Thats social.

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:42

No one keeps track of how often you're online or offline unless they too have no life.

adeadplayer 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:09

And now your here. hmmm

ilyfrenchiee 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:17

wow, people need to get a life, before facecrack takes over the world...

ladylora 2

Monday 16 May 2011 8:16

fer sure! I despise faceboogers!

ShelbyyCakess 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:19

facebook is a life.

kc1997kc 9

Monday 16 May 2011 1:20

umm I've done that. not on Facebook, but yeah. fyl an fml

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