By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.

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CitrusGirl 0

No one keeps track of how often you're online or offline unless they too have no life.

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ladylora 2

facebook and facebook chat suck!! I never log on to that chat! And I only get on fb twice a week.There are SO many other fun,thought provoking websites! Fb is mindless! If I were you,I'd Try to get away from it.

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ProhibitionRose 14

People aren't going to realize you're on a lot unless you're the person who is constantly checking for a new update to like/comment on.

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Petunia888 13

I hate FMLs like this. It just makes you look even more pathetic than you actually are.

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ilovepandaz 2

how doe that show u have a life?

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imbored666 5

come up with newer fmls. there are hella fmls like this

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coolwhiplova 1

Wow well it seems like you don't have a life hu?

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Lopo2012 0

@ilovepandaz it means he went some where or did somtin not just sitin on computer

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THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

sorry but people probaly dont think about does things they car about them so grow up and go do somthing !!

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LoonyPheebs 0

You're breathing. You may have no social lfe, but that isn't to be confused with a life. Log off and get out.

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