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Same thing different taste
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Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel
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Ozzy dumps buckets of water over himself on stage for the same reason, so you're in good company. Rock on!
for every problem there are solutions, tea exists that can help cure kidney disease and there is no shame in using depends or any other brand to stay dry. Don't worry, you won't get any weird looks when you go buying them, most people smile cause they assume you are caring for a senior. hope you get well soon OP
This guy has the right idea
Why is everyone saying it won't help with the smell? That much liquid would wash away most of the remaining piss
Anyone else think of the scene from Billy Maddison when Billy pours water on his crotch to get people to stop making fun of the little kid who peed his pants?
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
then what would that man I'd they wore Brown pants?
A for effort, but they probably know.
that's not true, chances are they think op just spilled their drink. it's hard to have it happen to you, don't make it worse by making op feel like everyone knows. trust me, that's probably op's worst nightmare
One word. Adult diapers.
I've been there on many occasions, and when I told someone that I wet my pants all the time and they were shocked and never noticed and that was without me even pouring a drink to cover it up. people are so truly do wrapped up in themselves that they aren't paying attention to you. don't worry, at least you have they right idea on how to cover it up. I also try to keep a sweatshirt with me so I can tie it around my waist to hide the wetness. I have also found that it helps to stay away from all diuretics, ie coffee, soda with caffeine, tea with caffeine, and alcohol. when I do drink any diuretics I know to pay extra attention to my bladder, sometimes this works, sometimes not so much but at least I know what caused it. good luck, also I'm here if you want to talk.
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That sounds like a good plan until they smell the pee on you.
*sees OP's present username* well, I'd say so...