Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML
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itsbecca 11
LOL. fake engine noises? what a retard.
vetter_fml 0
she may have had someone coming. You can't just trust every stranger's intentions. no need to hope the worst for 'er because she didn't want a stranger's services.
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MrAdventure 1
Instead of offering her a lift, how about just asking her if she wants you to call someone for assistance?
mon_e_mons 0
LOL@ #43 :D awesome.
jessxoxo28 5
idk... i think i would do something to get rid of u to. maybe not making engine noises like a dumbass, lol. she was probably scared that a random dude came to "help". wat u did was nice, but she probably thought u would take advantage of her or something by helping and asking something in return. their r a lot of creepers out there, she might as well call the cops for help.
Emperor_Jim 0
Learn how to spell. Or you might get raped.
jessxoxo28 5
wat, r u not smart enough to understand? its not an essay where i have to check 4 spelling dumbass
Psychs7 11
Maybe not, but nobodys going to take your point seriously when you spell like a small child, or when reading your post gives them a headache
Skeltragor 0
I woulda just told her that her engine sounded like a real bitch and drove off.
andrewmathias 0
I would have mashed the gas and covered her car in dust/dirt... BITCH.
ohreally123 0
Dude, you scared her. She was broken down and had no one around and you were a creepy stranger wanting to help a distressed "HOT" girl. You're lucky she didn't get you with pepper spray.
joemk2012 0
Well, if you think about it, you don't want her anyway because if she fakes that, who knows what else she might fake...
sarcdude 3
No you didn't XDDDD now that was hilarious
sportsnut 0
smart girl
JKfusion 0
FAGGET
niccos 0
Shallow bastard.