Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML
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itsbecca 11
LOL. fake engine noises? what a retard.
vetter_fml 0
she may have had someone coming. You can't just trust every stranger's intentions. no need to hope the worst for 'er because she didn't want a stranger's services.
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Comments (132)
DeathShad0 1
She thought you were going to get her in the butt. Seriously though. She was being paranoid, but in that instance I'd say she has reason to be. Just walk away if she doesn't want help, and it might save you some pepper spray or a dose of TAZE.
pinkkloverr 0
lmao fake engine noises? i rarely see fmls now that make me laugh. there used to be tons of them.
ActionManly 11
She was probably looking for a "hot" guy, the dumb bitch. Not an FML, more like an MLIA.
Mortanious 0
Hahahahahahahahahaha. it's a good thing then, you would have actually hooked up with someone that is so unrealistically dumb, her character is in cartoons. I say you dodged a retard with that one.
cmac86 24
it's obvious that ydi. she did that to protect herself. now unless you're with AAA or are going to help her if she was an elderly lady in the scorching heat or freezing winter, don't try to help. ydi for wanting to knock boots with a stranger.
DameGreyWulf 1
Obviously, she was trying to pick up cute guys who would try the "hero" stuff like you did. And even if not, she's a great stupid bitch for denying help just because you didn't "measure up." Actually, either way she's a bitch. Sure you wanna get with that, buddy?
R1s3Aga1nst 0
Was it like "Vrroom Vrroom Oh yeah listen to that baby purr!! Now gtfo."?
SillyPoop 0
Vroom Vrrrroooom!....now get the hell out of here I don't want to be raped! That's why I have road side assistance. Nice of you to pull over to help but unfourtunatly people can't be trusted and she did the right thing and got the point across to you in a odd way but she was smart...her mamma taught her well. lol.
mylifecanbeshit 0
she might of just been kidding around, its something id do, dont take it to heart just because shes good looking.
daniel1_1 13
Dude, FYL, but more FHL cause she's missing out on some1 nice