vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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besosforme 26
Well, according to The Lion King, they taste like chicken.
ilovenoah 0
mmmm lots if protein! a delicacy in some countries :)
Arisakentaro 0
omfg! are you at least okay?
timtuttlez 1
that is by far the most revolting thing I have ever read on fml.
hurul_ayni 0
so you ate one? or one crawled in your mouth while sleeping? Wth happened?!?
FMLsOhilarious 6
That's gross! Fyl indeed!
curlyfry33 8
worly 1
I like this one. short, simple, and to the point.
smileydancer92 2
WTF!?
shelbyjoa2011 0
wow that's something fierce