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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

vaalcrawford tells us more.

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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So? Its a centipede, get over it, you wuss.

ohhhhhh! I thought you said picked up, not pucked up! wait... why'd you eat it!?!?!

david000123 0

WTF!!!that's not even an FML!!!what the ****

EWWW ok why did you have a centipede in there anyways?

ummm i dont think thats supposed to happen

...what flavor...

you just had to be first...

WTF?!