vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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Comments (292)
kei1108 13
TMI...
Not_so_innocent1 5
So? Its a centipede, get over it, you wuss.
Not_so_innocent1 5
ohhhhhh! I thought you said picked up, not pucked up! wait... why'd you eat it!?!?!
david000123 0
WTF!!!that's not even an FML!!!what the ****
dub12 1
how
tacoboy98 0
EWWW ok why did you have a centipede in there anyways?
NickNack675 2
ummm i dont think thats supposed to happen
thetrollyoulike 6
...what flavor...
thetrollyoulike 6
you just had to be first...
PJL_3 0
WTF?!
imhere6969 1
nice