vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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thatslegit 0
someone tried to be survivor man!
lalasha10 0
oh my gawwd,id still be barfing
vaalcrawford 0
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
TheAspieDork 27
This kinda makes me wanna gag
harrywestt 0
wait, what? wtf?!? did u Like eat one or maybe one of it's eggs or whatever?
vaalcrawford 0
it probs crawled in my mouth when i was asleep. my apartments partially underground so i get quite a few spiders and centipedes :/
itswhateveridk 0
that's scary shir
lUvznoonoo 0
Centipede or tapeworm lol
deathcandi 0
nasty
HunterAlpha1 8
when i eat insect i always take small bites.
IamnumberFOUR 0
uhhh u should get that checked out..
alexslanderr 0
ew.