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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

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it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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thatslegit 0

someone tried to be survivor man!

oh my gawwd,id still be barfing

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

This kinda makes me wanna gag

harrywestt 0

wait, what? wtf?!? did u Like eat one or maybe one of it's eggs or whatever?

it probs crawled in my mouth when i was asleep. my apartments partially underground so i get quite a few spiders and centipedes :/

itswhateveridk 0

that's scary shir

Centipede or tapeworm lol

HunterAlpha1 8

when i eat insect i always take small bites.

uhhh u should get that checked out..

alexslanderr 0

ew.