vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
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Eww! :(
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ModernMuggle 5
I call bull.
jonnd2240 7
Ummm. Get an excorsism
kitfriggencloud 3
One time I brushed my teeth with a house centipede that decided to take refuge in my tooth brush the only way I found out was because of the legs left behind in my toothbrush. Then another time I took a sip of my iced tea at a friends house that a roach decided to swim in, and the legs were in my teeth.
KobeLebroJordan 17
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read. If I was you, I would move immediately.
annalivlivliv 20
What in the blue ****?
ScarredFlame 17
oh god, I'd feel that in my soul...
EmeraldArcher 10
Fire your stomach acids for not doing their job.
BlueJay76 9
What the **** did you do?!