vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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tittymagic 0
I love the movie human centipede... anybody seen it??
laxmaster82 3
"woah, that was some party last night"
zSapphire15 0
Aww dude, that's just nasty. Did you eat one in the first place (cooked)?
lambo3 0
you have to chew your food bro
nellyizawesomeee 0
lol centipad
xdust 4
possessed much?
Tenaed 7
O.o
inarticulating 0
screaming and crying and oh jesus god. i heard that a lot of people accidentally eat bugs in their sleep... oh man.
missjenniferthen 0
WTF. how did that happen?
dookiedoo 0
WTF