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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

vaalcrawford tells us more.

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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tittymagic 0

I love the movie human centipede... anybody seen it??

"woah, that was some party last night"

zSapphire15 0

Aww dude, that's just nasty. Did you eat one in the first place (cooked)?

you have to chew your food bro

nellyizawesomeee 0

lol centipad

possessed much?

inarticulating 0

screaming and crying and oh jesus god. i heard that a lot of people accidentally eat bugs in their sleep... oh man.

WTF. how did that happen?

dookiedoo 0

WTF