vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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gagahippo 0
Must have crawled in your mouth when you were sleeping haha
ShortRound_babie 0
That does suck :/
rubyliu8420 7
Is that good or bad?
SkoomaKi 28
The birth of the human centipede..... *shudders*
magicalswaci 12
The first thing that popped into my mind was "the human centipede". I will now proceed to throw up at the thought of eating someone's poo.
theanimepanda 4
it must have entered from the other end
pcentral 17
Lol yummy
mwmiller99 4
And the award for the shortest fml goes too....
Envy1798 2
WHAT THE F*CK
yumewomita 1
...Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou much? Really, now? *yes i know this fml was posted over a year ago. I was on fmylife random :P