vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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vaalcrawford 0
it was a decent size >.< and it was dead when i regergetated it thank god. it gave me one of the worst panic attacks ive ever had.
c_silas_b 2
O_O DUDE! WTF?! D: that sounds ******* creepy. but if it had been alive, it'd've been creepier. so there's a brightside! ^^;;
elbishay93 0
how in the name of omg did you do that?? do you remember eating one ya nasty!!!!
PS1213 0
Awhhhh HELL nahhhh!
jimmjoe656 0
what the ****
justlikeme123 0
he must have swallowed one when he was asleep and when he woke up or later in the day it must of got into his gagg reflex to make him puke.
Lexx_bluee 0
That's not fml that wtf!
worksux200 0
three letters....WTF?!
btown99909 0
that's not something you see everyday
somethingweird 0
How the hell does that happen?