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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

vaalcrawford tells us more.

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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DOES IT TASTES NICE?WAIT IS A CENTIPEDE THE ONE WITH LOTS OF LEG OR THE BUTTERFLY THINGY

eyorsdocjr 0

if u didn't wanna crap it out or throw it up the. why the hell did you eat it?

damn, this made me puke up the centipede i was eating!

how???? that's crazy, and kinds gross XD

well dont eat centipedes then dip shit!

WTF ARE YOU EATING?! DIRT? GYM FLOOR SWEEPINGS? MY CAFETERIA'S LASANGA?!

missamazinggg 12

That's what happens when you drink all the tequila.

Baytheshark 14

Damn, where do you live?

insanelyXnikki 18

I'd probably pass out. That sucks sooo bad.