vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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Comments (292)
KARMAREBEL 0
DOES IT TASTES NICE?WAIT IS A CENTIPEDE THE ONE WITH LOTS OF LEG OR THE BUTTERFLY THINGY
eyorsdocjr 0
if u didn't wanna crap it out or throw it up the. why the hell did you eat it?
levraea 0
damn, this made me puke up the centipede i was eating!
lolylol_fml 5
how???? that's crazy, and kinds gross XD
alexooo_fml 0
well dont eat centipedes then dip shit!
Jawa99 9
WTF ARE YOU EATING?! DIRT? GYM FLOOR SWEEPINGS? MY CAFETERIA'S LASANGA?!
missamazinggg 12
That's what happens when you drink all the tequila.
Baytheshark 14
Damn, where do you live?
insanelyXnikki 18
I'd probably pass out. That sucks sooo bad.
awthmt 6
Nice