vaalcrawford
Canada
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Heey, I've been looking for this!"
x_Cupcakes 0
Eww! :(
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LulBasedd 0
ehh, never know what's gonna go I. your mouth when your asleep :/ , yet... did you eat it on purpose ? ... that's kinda sad... smh
StopGt 0
DAMN nature, you scary!!
shadowsofthefall 0
human centipede
teenager34 0
in soviet Russia centipedes puke you up :/
ilovehobos9 0
YUMMY
yankee15 0
more like FTCL **** the centepede's life
drezman 0
Can you do it again?
austo97 0
gigapudding win, your name wins fml
itswhateveridk 0
what the **** I would kill myself
IrishJohnnyMann 0
Or else you've got worms or parasites in which case I'd see your doctor