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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

vaalcrawford tells us more.

it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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LulBasedd 0

ehh, never know what's gonna go I. your mouth when your asleep :/ , yet... did you eat it on purpose ? ... that's kinda sad... smh

DAMN nature, you scary!!

human centipede

teenager34 0

in soviet Russia centipedes puke you up :/

yankee15 0

more like FTCL **** the centepede's life

Can you do it again?

austo97 0

gigapudding win, your name wins fml

itswhateveridk 0

what the **** I would kill myself

Or else you've got worms or parasites in which case I'd see your doctor