Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Top comments
chaos753159 4
u rely need to try COD
amberbby69 6
Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol
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Comments (207)
HashBrownieKing 0
You can't compare up to COD. COD knows whats is best for all. COD is God! lol
Insomnimaniac 0
YDI for having a bf that plays crappy games
toriuhhh23 0
ahh I agree with yer boyfriend cods amazing :) and maybe you jus arnt hot enuf for him ;0
Snow223 0
Call of Duty is the shit. your fighting a losing battle there. haha
JeffyisDisgudtip 0
I must meet this man, he is a boss!
ccc01 1
Don't make a stereotype that men will always have sex. Most of the time yes. however we have sometimes where we just want to do things of our own. He is a person too
monkeyman7595 0
don't interupt a man playing his cod
sdfan1995 0
nerd
TALEKone 0
I would have rocked that ass in the shower finished her off on the bed watch her go to sleep then continued my quest to get my 10th prestige like a true man!!! ask my wife! pussy is the only thing that could stop me from cod raping!
Rage584 0
The one thing that takes priority over sex is video games.