Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Top comments
chaos753159 4
u rely need to try COD
amberbby69 6
Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol
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Comments (207)
nava21 0
#5 and 17 can play cod with me anyday. or just take a shower with me which ever one they perfer. what's yalls gamertag?
sparkleprincess 0
he told u he's busy because he's zoned out and didnt hear what u really said. anyone who says cod>sex is a virgin. i cant picture it any other way & me and my man both love that game. but we have our priorities straight nufff said.
GirlwhoPwns 0
I'm a girl, and i love COD...... Totally understandable if he was shredding at the time.... You could always have 'slimy' shower sex another time! But yeah....I guess for you, FYL.
prplwrpl 0
I'm also a girl and I love COD. It's pretty awesome.
m4d_h4tT3r 0
I'm a girl and i love COD. i am addicted to that game. its the reason i bought my 360. i gamed 6hours straight, so i honestly get where he is coming from cuz COD is the sex!
batman01 0
cod is Fun. I'm just saying
batman01 0
@aliaskis best comment ever
MooAtCows 0
Sex while playing cod? yep, I lived the dream. She faced the other way and just bounched on me while I played and she watched. Granted I i got like 5 kills, 15 or so deaths, it's just something to be proud of lol. I had to go down after, she deserved it too be honest.
Carsonslife 0
dude you are my idol...just thought i would let you know. haha. btw THAT IS ****** AWESOME
seriouslydudewtf 0
Ask him if he is more interested in playing **** of Duty. But seriously? I feel your pain. Modern Warefare 2 is also a big problem. =/
sarasbackwitmeds 0
CALL OF DUTY FOR THE WIN!!!!! hah you could have sucked his dick as he played. im sure he'd like that hah