Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, on the advice of several friends, I tried to de-escalate a stupid argument with my fiancée by kissing her. She slapped me senseless and whooped my ass up and down the house until I escaped to the car. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Steephx0 23
We definitely need to hear more of this... How long have you been going out for?
Emmaray 16
Oh no. Sounds like you two definitely weren't on the same page in one way or another... how long had you been in a relationship?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (84)
garvgarv11 8
Are you the guy from earlier that proposed within a few weeks of dating?
allforfun 23
Haha exactly what I thought
maddie_xo 21
I'd assume that's a no
norbertoflores01 6
maybe you should have asked when and how she wanted to propose
ChopSuey444 20
Maybe if he likes insanely controlling materialistic women. I understand wanting a perfect proposal. But marriage is about love. If the method of proposal runs a woman off then she doesn't love you.
khorstmye 15
That is definitely not up to her. You do not ask when and how to propose. That's your job to come up with that. Grow a pair.
DoomedGemini 38
I disagree, some people have certain ways of proposal they hate. I've asked my girlfriend and she's told me she can't stand public proposals because of the pressure and for her it'd be super stressful rather than happy. That said, not proposing the way you like doesn't warrant this a slap at all. BUT it's good to see what your partner likes and doesn't in a proposal. It should be happy for both of you, some proposals just freak people out or they can't stand them.
Witchylady 18
Maybe she was planning to ask you and you bet her to it.
TelevisionMan 18
Please, PLEASE do not get back together with this psycho! Nobody who would slap you in the face is worth your time.
ohSNAPyall 27
Good point.
khorstmye 15
Was this day 4 of your relationship?
Ichiya 29
Day 2. Day 4 was the day he was going to start wearing her skin and kidnaping babies.
cole7895 14
Damn that's not your fault she's probably a b don't be upset I went through something bad be strong brother.
TheAwesomeBrony 13
Please do follow up on this.
Moosebandit 6
Were you that guy earlier on FML who proposed on week 2 of the relationship?
dansco 25
Guess that's a no then ?