Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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Today, on the advice of several friends, I tried to de-escalate a stupid argument with my fiancée by kissing her. She slapped me senseless and whooped my ass up and down the house until I escaped to the car. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
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Top comments
Steephx0 23
We definitely need to hear more of this... How long have you been going out for?
Emmaray 16
Oh no. Sounds like you two definitely weren't on the same page in one way or another... how long had you been in a relationship?
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Comments (84)
Mean_Girl 5
I'm so sorry! I would love to read a follow-up, though.
manlytarts 28
Yikes
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
she dosn't like men
Enzymatically 14
depends on how long you two have been together
cosmicdancer84 7
I need to hear both sides of this one.
bnbhimp 10
That's what happens when you propose to a girl you've only been on 1 date with.
bad_boyfriend 10
If you propose to someone and its a surprise to them, you deserve whatever you get. Adults discuss major life decisions they don't just dive in.
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
You did nothing wrong. Perhaps she was just overwhelmed by the situation. Or she is not ready for living the rest of her life with you. If this is the case, you dodged a bullet :-)
snowflake2410 3
Douchepants, she obviously didn't want to be proposed to for one reason or another.
backoffuugly 11
well it's a hard question. maybe she want something else. but definitely not this.