Love: Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous....

By Numou - 08/12/2008 07:26 - France

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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Run for the hills

By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 08:00

Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML

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You deserved it 93

By dinapar - 14/07/2009 14:02 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By well then - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - Forest Park

Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 23:19 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

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You deserved it 4 268

By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 334

You deserved it 3 654

By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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hootch 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:13

She's interested! What more do you need?

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:35

Why do you need someone else to be interested in you?

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yanarach 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:55

.......loooool. I love her, officially.

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 11:25

lol, shouldn't ever put yourself in that situation.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 29 May 2009 3:14

If you love her, why do you need her to get all jealous if someone else is interested in you? You were asking for it.

dancergirl743 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:22

What did you say after she said that

blahblahblah43 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:32

i can't believe she said tht!!!!

JordyRox 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:36

OOOH Needa Go To Antarctica For That Burn

rachelley123 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 1:57

that's kinda mean she should of thought about how that would make you feel before she said it :( sorry op

hope143 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 4:03

sounds like something I'd say! lol.

yelwarc 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:08

maybe go out side and ran, lift weights, join a club, or kill yourself those really are your only options

katiekay23 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:22

damn that was a good burn....i like her

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