Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML
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Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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aFreedom127 9
He could have popped your back zits.
smiley1014 23
Classy clue by your boyfriend.
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Comments (125)
NorCalStoner707 0
Hahaha sumtin I'd do
docscientist 10
What do they expect from a game called taboo, duh.
brenkite 5
Exactly
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Hey! that game is hella fun !!!
himynameis0 0
Well you're not pregnant so at least they know your being safe
onecrazybitch 0
How do you know she's not pregnant? ;)
zombicidal 11
yeah didn't you read the invisible part of the FML it says "and then my contractions started FML"
asilhouette 11
I mean you can be reckless and not use protection and not be pregnant
beebeeL 1
That's funnyn your family sucks.
DocBastard 40
That certainly is taboo, so at least he seems to be in the spirit of the game.
yourlifesfucked 0
doc what is that in that guys bum? looks like a rolled up condom...
L_Lovegood 19
"Popping someones cherry" is, without a doubt, the grossest metaphor I have ever heard for "taking someones virginity". Other than that: Your bf's got guts.
gabrielbaby 9
It's not a metaphor, it actually means something...
docscientist 10
Being a metaphor doesn't mean it has to be an abstract concept.
guckylynn 19
It is a metaphor because there is no cherry to be popped, just something that's being ripped.
Jdog619 11
You know, the "cherry" can be "popped" long before someone loses their virginity. Also, it isn't always "popped" the first time someone has sex. Just letting you guys know, as that seems to be a common misconception.
Jdog619 11
Oh, also, "popping someone's cherry" is a euphamism, not a metaphor.
69CEASE 0
Forget the logic in the statement, just imagine what would have happened had the dad said something like,"Cherry! I remember when I took your mothers virginity, it was backstage at a Van Halen concert."
deviable 9
Wouldn't it be an allegory?
gabrielbaby 9
Thank you 62, I was too lazy to type that out :)
afulks78 11
Clever boy.
barneystinson555 12
i wouldhave laughed
159_fml 17
That's funny and messed up he should of olny said it if you 2 where alone
HogwartsDropout7 0
It's a 4+ player game.
OfficeNinja 5
Your clue to him could be "not really, because you have a needle _____"