Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, my mom got in my house while I was on vacation and “cleaned it” AKA moved everything around. Now every time I ask her, “Mom, where's my unpaid bill?” or “Mom, where’s my blue suit?” or “Mom, where’s my work ID?” all I get from her is, “Oh it must be somewhere; where did you see it last?” AAAAAAAARGH FML
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML
Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
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fuzzbuck1 4
Maybe cause your beauty was distracting to guests
devil_laugh 8
Such an FML, sorry to hear that OP. -.-"
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Comments (68)
mask724 7
Surprise !! Your adopted! But really, that sucks, to take all your pics down
amandalillian 27
Maybe they made a shrine to you in the corner of the house containing all of your pictures and that's why they think its obvious, because they thought you had already seen the shrine
BlowinChronic 18
I thought it was obvious that you should have used "it's" instead of "its" because you're 19, but sometimes things are just not that obvious to some people.
LexieWins 0
Maybe it's too painful to see you and not hold you? To miss you and not have you? To...(stfu) Ok I'm done.
eternalsunshine2 5
At least they didn't leave the pics up and photoshop a different face over them.. Always think of the bright side.
dinodomrox 0
Wow that's ****** up
missnuthin 10
sounds kind of like what my mom did when i moved out for the first time. i bet she misses you and cant handle that you are gone, so she's done drastic things to cope with it. the defensive reply to questioning her behavior also sounds familiar to my mom's reaction.
pipinya 8
Go check your local Pawn Shop
Tuffay 14
They probably took the pictures down, so mom doesn't have to see your face while she play's in the new sex swing they installed in their new sex room.
EvilDave 13
OP, judging from your screen name, I would say they don't want to be associated with a pot head loser.
Fredds_Life 3
I would not say a word, leave and never come back