Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, my mom got in my house while I was on vacation and “cleaned it” AKA moved everything around. Now every time I ask her, “Mom, where's my unpaid bill?” or “Mom, where’s my blue suit?” or “Mom, where’s my work ID?” all I get from her is, “Oh it must be somewhere; where did you see it last?” AAAAAAAARGH FML
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML
Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
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fuzzbuck1 4
Maybe cause your beauty was distracting to guests
devil_laugh 8
Such an FML, sorry to hear that OP. -.-"
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Comments (68)
hapy_pig098 13
Hehe i did that to my sister once she then threw a B.F.
brianjman14 23
She threw a boyfriend?
Rowdey 10
Big fit? Beaner fedora? Bigot feline? What is B.F.?
amypr 20
Pretty sure it's actually "Banana Fritter."
telli164 30
#14 never thought I'd see a mean girls reference on fml...
ChaoticFoxen 6
Isn't it from White Chicks? Not Mean Girls? "B*tch Fit" is from White Chicks :)
ICastillo 25
It's because when your parents are running around the house naked they feel creeped out by your pictures watching them.
amandalillian 27
or hosting orgies with their married friends that they don't want your pictures to witness
perdix 31
Your mom must be disappointed that, even though you go to university, you ask questions to which the answers are obvious.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Just a curious question, do people actually use the phrase "I go to university"? I know saying "I go to college" is essentially the same thing, but that phasing seems a tad alien to my Minnesotan ears. 0.o
Kilv 13
Where would you go then ?
Aregonde 15
"I go to university" is pretty common outside the U.S. I think we might be the only ones who "go to college" even while attending a university. ;)
WhimsicalMusings 11
In some parts of the world, universities and colleges are two separate things: in Scotland, you would do a vocational qualification at a college, and an academic degree at a university. So you would probably train to be a car mechanic at a college, but you would need to go to university to get a Master's degree. OP is in Norway, and I think they have universities and university colleges (any Norwegians on here who can tell me for sure?) . The USA doesn't seem to make the same kind of distinction, so they just say "college."
Ribit 9
It's very sad that your own mother would do that. At the very least you ought to be able to talk about it even if she's pissed at you for some reason.
newbiehere99 6
I think they're trying to tell you that you're adopted ...
BlowinChronic 18
I'd like to know where you got the impression that the parents are trying to tell OP that he was adopted.
BadKitty13 28
Or that they hate you.
gregkingsley 4
Seeing your picture on the wall makes them sad that you are gone.................naw there just dicks
Denomic 9
That was a pretty obvious situation..
gracehi 33
Take down all the other pictures while they're sleeping...just to **** with them. >:)
RayearthNinja 10
awww OP, I'm sorry. But I think they'll regret it later on in life. Especially if you cut them out in return.