Today, I paid $500 for a gym membership after moving into a brand new house, since 12 years of software development has taken its toll. When I told my instructor about my goal to lose 35lbs in two months, he simply said, "Yeah... That's not going to happen. Try another gym," and left promptly. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Man vs Boy
Today, it was my first day at a new gym, which cost a fortune. Some skinny teen who had clearly never lifted in his life dropped a weight while I was stretching and broke my ankle. Money down the drain. FML
That one awkward guy
Today, I tried to compliment a girl at my gym by saying, “Wow, you’re really strong!” She smiled and said, “Thanks.” Then, probably to be polite, she said, “You’re really… trying.” That was her actual word choice. I went home and considered canceling my membership, but I found out that it's designed to be almost impossible to leave the gym. FML
Today, I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me access to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms are all closed due to construction, because they're being turned into premium gyms. FML
Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML
First impressions
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
Truth
Today, it's easier to buy a house than it is to get out of a gym contract. FML
Know your place
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Just the two of us
Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
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pulsar_ 13
He kind of did his job there though....the average healthy weight-loss rate is approximately 1-2 lbs per week ish? Weight-loss as rapid as you wanted could really screw you up.
Ashamed_Sister 60
35 pounds in 2 months is really a bit high but 20 to 25 should be possible.
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mswim 27
Lots of comments saying that the trainer was being realistic. But that doesn't mean the trainer should have told him to try another gym and walk out. That's just unprofessional.
capnjacksparrow 7
Idk about the particulars of the gym but maybe he meant that the gym equipment wasn't oriented toward that? I mean if it has treadmills and bikes and such then thats good for weight loss but if all they have is weight lifting machines then that gym really isnt for you: packing on more muscle means more weight. Either way, he could have been significantly more tactful.
Maegraithe 3
That's not quite how it works. Most people want to lose fat not weight. Purely doing cardio means a good chunk of the weight you're losing can be muscle (along with fluid and fat). Weight exercises promote the maintenance and growth of lean muscle which in turn promotes greater fat loss.
smoothies14 32
You may have gotten to this point through a lack of education, so take the advice on here, but I don't wholly blame you for your unrealistic expectations. The fact is fast weight loss is pushed in our society, and considering this, your goal wasn't that far out of the realm of reality. It wasn't 10 lbs a week. However, $500 membership? How? Why? I'm not saying you have to go with a free app or run in the park, but there's plenty of gyms founded on the idea of low cost (ex. 10 Gym). Yes, there may be people there quick to give up and less perks, but the equipment is the same. Trainers, I personally think are irrelevant (no offense to anyone). They don't have any information you can't get and motivation has to ultimately come from within. Good luck to you, OP.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Not to mention you'll be gaining muscle mass while losing fat, therefore you're more likely to gain weight at first.
samsterling 19
Dear friends, OP here, First, thanks for getting this featured wow....I honestly didn't expect this. Second, I'd like to tell you lot about my sort of mishap. I own and run two software biotech corporations, and work roughly 80 hours a week. This not only sets a toll on me physically, but mentally as well. Often times I don't even know what I'm saying, I'm so stressed out and tired. The good news is that I am selling one of my corporations next month, so I can spend more time with my family from now on. The way the gym instructor acted was incredibly inappropriate. He refused to give me a ******* refund on the $500 down payment I had made for the next six months. I say six months, because that's what I mean. I wanted to lose 35lbs in six months. THAT, should be doable. For all of you saying I am ill-minded and deserve it, I do not agree. I was treated completely unprofessionally, and will be filing a lawsuit against that company unless they agree to refund me. My brother is a very successful lawyer, and I have no doubt that we will win. Anyway, I hope that you learned a bit from this - I'm not an unhealthy person, as I swam competitively in college, and prided myself to be mostly muscle. However that was in 1997, and I've evolved a lot now. For everyone here who stood up for me, thank you! I hope my weight loss journey continues as smoothly as I thought!
BloodyGlass 10
Exactly, you were not unreasonable, the guy was a total asswipe, hope you win your case. :D
catherinecas 30
Maybe you can find an independent trainer instead of one associated with a gym? Or there's a local college some of the athletes are personal trainers to make some cash on the side.
Moerighan 23
You say six months but your post says 2
Tomryan279 10
I agree you should be able to lose 35+ pound in 6 months. Get your money back and find out who there competitor is and go to them and let them know your doing it also.
militarybrat 21
That isnt healthy. He shouldnt have walked out, but telling you it isnt reasonable was a true statement.
teacupofsunshine 29
His reply to you was very rude and way to discourage you.I would deff ask for a refund or ask for another trainer. They could help come up with a realistic goal,plan and motivation. Good luck!
BabyrooKid 11
Sorry, but if you can afford $500 for a gym, your life hardly sucks. And there wasn't any other option but YDI.
nameisname 12
If you lose 35 lbs in two months your body will just gain it back much quicker. That's a little to much to lose in short amount of time try for 20-25