Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
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Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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betseyville 6
I couldn't help but think of the Single Ladies' clown.
FreakHead 0
O come on guys you all say YDI for not closing the cabinet door, it happens to everyone
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Comments (75)
kmgentil 0
I hate to laugh but thats hilariuos
imalwaystired 0
haha no I know I was laughing but still in loads of pain
nvvelzen 0
your a ******* idoit
Miss_004 0
Well you had a headache so you were probably out of it. Hope you're okay.
flame1819 0
Your headache got even worse! Dr Dre's pain pill strikes again!
Buzz_killington 0
That's what I call a bad headache. Hahaha
MinaXmassacre 0
Shut the cabinet next time so you can avoid that overall.
42billybob 5
you should probably remember to close cabinets, BUT i'll forgive you because headaches cloud that kind of thought. that just sucks.
FYLD0UCHE_fml 0
How is this not an overwhelming "you deserved it." I mean, I try to be sympathetic, but that's just being unaware of your surroundings. Sure she had a bad headache, but you opened it just a few seconds ago.
Lithiette 9
Erm, I'm assuming if they had to take a pill for their headache, the surroundings were distorted anyway. At least that's how my headaches tend to be.
FreakHead 0
O come on guys you all say YDI for not closing the cabinet door, it happens to everyone
Clearsky18 2
It does. It's happened to me also. Sometimes we just forget things, or we're just clumsy. :)
xdinasaurzxrawrx 0
hahahahahaha<3 # 25, that was great(: never heard that one before:D