Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
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Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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betseyville 6
I couldn't help but think of the Single Ladies' clown.
FreakHead 0
O come on guys you all say YDI for not closing the cabinet door, it happens to everyone
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Comments (75)
awesome576 0
hahahahahahahahaha that really helped ur head hahaha
FernandoTorres_fml 0
You are my hero.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Ouch, I'd take another one :P today isn't your day huh?
ily1210 10
ohh FYL ive hit my head on an open cabinet b4, hurts like hell i tihnk you should go take another pill :)
ipwnallmen 10
did it knock some sense into you?
TheLetterZero 7
Oh, please. You fail at joking.
canttaketheheat 0
oh the irony...
g3rusz 6
At least now you know why your head hurts...
fmlizmiilyfe 0
omg like i modded thiz 1!!!!!!!! and SO COOL #23!!!!!
iya_imhannah 0
fail.
aeslehc_ 0
Painkillers are not instant, regardless of their strength, rushing will not make them work any faster and had they not rushed, they would have closed the cabinet.
lawlita 0
Sometimes people just forget. Live and let live, please.