nobodyreadsmyemails
Canada
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
figures
United States
Birth certificate
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
anonymouschicka
United States
Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML
Anonymous
**** McGee
Today, thanks to autocorrect on our new company laptops, I sent an email to all staff but when I signed my name, it autocorrected my surname to Nipple. FML
Anonymous
Let him cook
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Anonymous
My name is actually Blurt
Today, I saw my original birth certificate and realised I’ve spent almost all my life misspelling my first name. Now I’m worried it might invalidate pretty much every legal document I’ve ever signed. FML
Laura
Three cheers for the boobies
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Anonymous
Checked out
Today, someone finally pointed out that my 'Out of Office' message has been on for a year. FML
Anonymous
Winona, United States
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Lauren
United States
What's my name again?
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
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AshleyRose784 0
at least they haven't fired you yet for your blatant stupidity
Duckasaurus 0
Retard.
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Comments (51)
_Naboo_ 0
Well, nobody reads your emails so don't worry! ;]
yasmeenjonasx3 0
Good Job. I shall dick slap you in the face.
perdix 31
I'm sure your company's emphasis on quality and attention to detail makes them the leeder in there bizniss.
toink 0
your stoopid if you cant spel
cl9595 0
haha
hetizmij 0
You think people actually read the signature in your e-mail? Fact that nobody told you so far proves the opposite. So don't worry too much about it.
shutyourmouth 0
high five for illiteration! woot
alexandraa_fml 0
Gahhhhhddd,. these last few FML's SUCK big you know what!!!!!
Kristin_x 0
idiot. :/
WorkThatButt 2
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like - its better than yours Damm right its better than yours I can teach you, but I'll have to charge
yaaaayh 0
i have been spelling my name wrong!!!.... o no!! hahah jk!!!