Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
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Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a cobweb right behind my head where I sleep. I went to wipe it off and part of the sheetrock dented in. On further inspection, they were holes in the wall. Termites started coming out of them like something out of a horror movie. My husband is out of town for the next few weeks, and I'm extremely bug-phobic. FML
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janelly16 7
Reading this gives me The chills
SkoomaKi 28
Kill it. Kill it with fire, a massive book, a chainsaw, bleach, water, your hands (not recommended), a sword, juice, liquid nitrogen, grenades, a minigun and possibly a thumb tack. Last option: burn house down.
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Comments (161)
b0ngs 7
Im more aftaid of spiders than anything else. I feel your pain OP.
jtthegr8 26
Did you name them?
jillianmathers12 13
Just like Wilber from Charlottes web!
Futacy 30
ydi for not knowing what spider eggs look like
siickman 7
Its people like you that make us not want to live here any more.
Tawny_Anarchy 0
Oh. My. Glob. **** that!
SuperMeLiSsA97 6
Lsp (x
lolfood 24
Oh me glob?
mfred0322 2
Maybe you should clean more often.
Isoldael 27
To be fair, I don't regularly vacuum my ceiling. I can imagine OP doesn't, either, especially if they only just noticed the eggs.
guskaufman62 1
What else could be shaped like a white ball in the corner of your ceiling?
KeyboardWarrior 10
A floating golf ball? Duh!
SkyBirdy 5
A single white mans ********.
stfuidots 3
Cum
DocBastard 40
Just let one of them bite you and you're guaranteed to become a super hero.
Isoldael 27
Just be sure to make them radioactive first. Some radium in your room should do the trick.
2oc 5
If 200 bite OP will that make them 200X the superhero? Or just make them look like a human golfball?
KeyboardWarrior 10
The human golf ball! What a great name for a superhero! He could roll around knocking criminals into prison with a putter! Hole in one!
tony1891 22
yeah you should clean your room
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Thats sounds like the beginning of a strange horror movie
Zachthejoker 10
Get some bug spray, a lighter, and hairspray.
llamafish 25
Then their hair will look fabulous as they die! :)
wlddog 14
That was the tool used to kill the quern spider in the movie "Arachnophobia". That movie gave me the creeps for years.